Swamp Thing 143 (June 1994)

The Parliament of Stones? What’s the Parliament of Stones? Morrison and Millar end the issue on a couple ominous notes, the aforementioned new Parliament being one of them. They also have the handful of strange guys playing handheld video games (the video games have to do with Alec’s quest). The rest of the issue is an awesome action issue. Phil Hester doing Swamp Thing monster action needs to be seen. He manages the brutality, the size and the various plant roots quite well. And it’s good the writers have the end surprises, because there’s really not much else to the … Continue reading Swamp Thing 143 (June 1994)

Swamp Thing 142 (May 1994)

Well, Morrison and Millar sort of explain how Alec Holland ended up separated from the Swamp Thing but not really. At least not to anyone who has been reading the comic for a while. And it’s not a particularly visual sequence, so it comes off perfunctory. They wrote themselves into a corner and have to get out. The Swamp Thing monster doesn’t have a lot of scenes; Alec gets on its trail eventually. Abby has some scenes–she’s on the run–but the writers don’t give her much to do. They try to be very writerly, actually, with this awkward moment with … Continue reading Swamp Thing 142 (May 1994)

Swamp Thing 141 (April 1994)

Morrison and Millar open this issue with the Alan Moore Cajun dude stand-in getting killed. The new, mindless Swamp Thing kills him. Cajun Alan Moore dies protecting his family. Mindless Swamp Thing is after Abby next. It’s kind of hard not to read into what Morrison and Millar are doing–violently refreshing the series. An indeterminate amount of time has passed since the Collins run ended too–little Tefé is old enough to call Abby on the phone. Wish there’d been a panel of a pay phone in the Parliament of Trees. The writers take a very black magic approach to the … Continue reading Swamp Thing 141 (April 1994)

Swamp Thing 140 (March 1994)

Grant Morrison and Mark Millar take over the book, starting with Alec Holland–a human one–waking up in Peru. Swamp Thing was just a bad trip but he’s better now. It’s a good idea of how to relaunch the character, only they don’t even keep the concept the entire issue. Abby shows up about halfway through, then some people in Chester’s house, then something looking like Swamp Thing. All while Alec Holland is in Peru getting stoned. The structure’s a mess–half the comic carefully exploring the new Alec, the other half a lot of action involving the old Alec. Morrison and … Continue reading Swamp Thing 140 (March 1994)

Batman Incorporated: Leviathan Strikes 1 (February 2012)

Famously (or infamously), the Batman Incorporated: Leviathan Strikes special burned off the remaining Inc. issues from before the “New 52.” It’s less a cohesive big issue than just two issues packaged as one, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Actually, the big reveal in the second story–Leviathan’s identity–isn’t a bad reveal. Morrison even jokes at the obviousness of it all; he just did a good job distracting with all his busy work. He keeps up that busy work for the second story and, though Burnham’s art is excellent, the payoff’s lackluster. The first story, with Cameron Stewart art, which involves … Continue reading Batman Incorporated: Leviathan Strikes 1 (February 2012)

Batman, Inc. 8 (October 2011)

Who knew Morrison was a fan of Batman: Digital Justice? Or is he just a fan of Tron? Batman and Oracle team up to play a really cool VR game where they have to defeat a bad guy in the grid. Artist Scott Clark contributes the digital art, which at times sounds like it’s supposed to look cheap and retro, but Clark never changes up his style. The result would be a disaster if it mattered. Morrison plays a lot with Batman, Inc. This time, the play leads to a crappy comic. The writing isn’t terrible–just dumb when it comes … Continue reading Batman, Inc. 8 (October 2011)

Batman, Inc. 7 (July 2011)

This issue might be Morrison’s best Inc. so far. He doesn’t try anything special, just tells a good story about a Batman and Robin pair on an American Indian reservation. When Batman shows up, he admires how the Batman–or Man-of-Bats–has done it low budget. The Man-of-Bats is a doctor too (and his identity’s public knowledge). It’s the most realistic Morrison’s been on the series and it’s to the comic’s benefit. All of the global conspiracies and shadow organizations have made Inc. distinctive but, combined with Morrison’s literary influences, they’ve also made it distant. This issue features real people with actual … Continue reading Batman, Inc. 7 (July 2011)

Batman, Inc. 6 (June 2011)

Had I just slammed my head against a wall three times, I would have produced about as much confusion as this issue of Batman, Inc. Admittedly, I would have missed out on some funny dialogue and nice art from Chris Burnham. Not a fan of Burnham’s Bruce Wayne however. He draws him like a big, dumb oaf. This issue is worldwide setup. Setup for what? Something mysterious and bad. It’s like Morrison wrote a bunch of single-page “countdown to Crisis on Infinite Earths” he’d usually put in regular monthlies and threw them all together. The only time this comic has … Continue reading Batman, Inc. 6 (June 2011)

Batman, Inc. 5 (May 2011)

Saying it’s all red herrings might be a little harsh, but it is accurate. Morrison went through a lot of creative trouble to introduce a new villain–and a new Batman, Incorporated franchise (while never exactly explaining what happens in Argentina). But the whole thing with Batwoman? Both Batwomen? Unresolved. The modern Batwoman is a very nice cameo though. Morrison writes her better than Batman here; Batman hasn’t had a personality in Inc. since Catwoman left. Paquette is back on the art and he has the same problem he had last time. Everything is great except Batman. Paquette’s Batman is just … Continue reading Batman, Inc. 5 (May 2011)

Batman, Inc. 4 (April 2011)

Morrison should have titled the story, “Pay Attention.” He juxtaposes Batman and El Gaucho dueling against Batwoman, but not just one Batwoman. He also goes into the history of the first Batwoman–the first Kathy Kane–and her relationship with Batman. Seeing Morrison try to marry the Golden Age Batman to the modern one is always a lot of fun and this issue is no different. But it remains to be seen if he’s going to pull off a deft narrative or just provide some amusement. It helps he’s got Chris Burnham on the art. Burnham does a fantastic job with the … Continue reading Batman, Inc. 4 (April 2011)

Batman, Inc. 3 (March 2011)

Sometimes being too ambitious–especially if well-read–can get a writer in trouble. In this case, Morrison tries marrying a Batman comic to a Borges labyrinth. It’s an interesting comic, but the pacing is all off and that pacing ruins the reading experience. There’s just too much “regular” comic here. Morrison opens with a prologue set in World War II, he then has a Bond-like intro with Batman and an Argentinian crime fighter, then he finally gets the actual story going. Wait, I forgot… he has Bruce tango with a female assassin. Very Bond this issue. Anyway…. He gets to the Borges … Continue reading Batman, Inc. 3 (March 2011)

Batman, Inc. 2 (February 2011)

All in all, Morrison’s resolution to the first Batman, Inc. outing is conventional. Batman and Catwoman take down the bad guy. Sure, he’s an interesting bad guy–Morrison mixes an absurd character with some creepy powers–but he’s nothing special. Morrison amps up the violence (though it’s all action-oriented or off-panel) in an attempt to make the reader take him seriously. Paquette still draws a strange Batman (and Bruce Wayne), but otherwise the art is good. He brings an element of fun to Selina, both obvious and implied. The most peculiar element of the issue is Morrison’s handling of Bruce’s ethics. Killing … Continue reading Batman, Inc. 2 (February 2011)

Batman, Inc. 1 (January 2011)

Yanick Paquette is a fine artist for Batman, Inc. but he’s not a good artist for Batman. He draws him very large than life and Inc. has enough Tom Strong similarities, it doesn’t need one more. Obviously, Morrison is having a lot of fun–he ends it with the “Batman” TV teaser for goodness sake, but his most impressive thing is Bruce and Selina. He writes a sexual Bruce Wayne, which is sort of strange to actually read, but it works just great. The banter between Bruce and Selina alone would make the book. The humor all pays off too, which … Continue reading Batman, Inc. 1 (January 2011)

Action Comics 3 (January 2012)

Almost nothing happens this issue. Clark has a nightmare of Krypton (where we learn of some new menace who can follow him to Earth), he argues with the cops and then Lois. He’s got a “Deep Throat” source too. It’s kind of hilarious how Morrison writes a thirties crusading reporter in the modern newspaper age. It’s less realistic than the flying alien. And then the bad guys show up at the end and Lex wants to get busy with them. Get busy in the supervillain team-up sense. Somehow, it’s Morrison’s best issue of Action even without the action. He’s finally … Continue reading Action Comics 3 (January 2012)

Action Comics 2 (December 2011)

Oh, good grief. Really, all Grant Morrison can come up with is Lex Luthor unknowingly working with Brainiac? Did he even come up with it, or did he just watch the pilot to “Superman: The Animated Series?” I’m trying to be open minded about Action, especially with Brent Anderson coming onboard as Morales falls behind, but really…. I already read Geoff Johns’s Superman origin story. I don’t need to read it again. I also find it a little hard to believe Lois Lane’s all right with her father being a monster. I mean, she’s generally okay with him torturing people? … Continue reading Action Comics 2 (December 2011)

Action Comics 1 (November 2011)

Well, this one is certainly disappointing. Morrison’s fresh take on Superman—a young Superman, so young he’s practically just Superboy without Krypto—is problematic. But it’s the first issue and one would usually give Morrison time to get things sorted. But Action doesn’t remind of All-Star or anything good Morrison’s written. In fact, it doesn’t remind of Morrison at all. It reads like a politically minded Geoff Johns comic book, down to Morrison regurgitating Johns’s Superman: Secret Origin with General Lane stepping in for Thunderbolt Ross. I think Lane’s in the new movie as a bad guy… one can feel the corporate … Continue reading Action Comics 1 (November 2011)

Joe the Barbarian 8 (May 2011)

Wow… it ends even worse than I could have possibly imagined. I like how in Morrison’s reality, a gang of roaming thugs (who bring a vicious dog with them to attack kids) are scared off by a woman in a crappy old car. I guess he needed that one to work for the ending to be as lame as possible. Beautiful, beautiful art. Murphy maybe outdoes himself with this issue. It’s just fabulous. Morrison has three or four endings to the comic, which is oversize, but he could have gotten away with one of them. The first one requires not … Continue reading Joe the Barbarian 8 (May 2011)

Joe the Barbarian 7 (November 2010)

So, it’s been a little unclear—until now—how the present action unfolds in Joe the Barbarian. Since the kid is having a fit, it really shouldn’t matter if Morrison doesn’t make a big deal out of it. But he finally does—the comic, running eight issues and costing about twenty bucks—takes place over about… eight minutes. Apparently, Morrison saw Inception and liked the way they figured dream-time so much, he adapted it for this one. It’s hard to be serious about Joe the Barbarian because Morrison opens himself up for some many glib statements. It’s like The NeverEnding Story, if The NeverEnding … Continue reading Joe the Barbarian 7 (November 2010)

Joe the Barbarian 6 (August 2010)

You know, Morrison spends a lot of time this issue suggesting Joe’s journey through his house is some great metaphor for his life. This issue he attacks his newfound friends, dismissing them as kids from his school. He also runs into an analogue of his mother. Except his mother’s not home during his diabetic hallucination, which means it’s all in his head, analogues and all. Morrison’s got two more issues of this comic to go—I’m curious if they’ll both read as fast as this one. He’s gotten to the point there’s no content or quest anymore, so the thing just … Continue reading Joe the Barbarian 6 (August 2010)

Joe the Barbarian 5 (July 2010)

As far as I remember, the most emotionally honest Morrison has ever gotten was in We3 when he viscously killed his adorable and likable animal protagonists…. Well, he achieves some more emotional honesty as he needlessly, viscously kills another innocent animal. It’s cheap and it might hurt Disney wanting to turn Joe the Barbarian into a Pixar property (if the Marvel deal already hasn’t), but it does work. Otherwise, the issue has some major problems. Morrison seems to think a widow and her kid in danger of losing their house are immediately sympathetic. Not even The Goonies just made that … Continue reading Joe the Barbarian 5 (July 2010)

Joe the Barbarian 4 (June 2010)

It’s a little perplexing how much I enjoy the artwork while still don’t enjoy the overall reading experience of Joe the Barbarian. Morrison apparently really wants a Harry Potter-like franchise with his name on it—this issue adds the romantic interest in Joe’s fantasy world, who may be identical to the girl who’s nice to him at school in reality. I’m not bothering to check, just assuming. This issue has a lot more fantasy characters introduced. What’s strange about the series is how Morrison assumes his readers will be fantasy readers—who are willing to put up with stupid names and a … Continue reading Joe the Barbarian 4 (June 2010)

Joe the Barbarian 3 (May 2010)

So is the kid supposed to be a diabetic? Is that why he keeps talking about needing a soda? I can’t remember if Morrison even established that condition in the first issue. He might may and I missed it because I was too busy paying attention to the rest of the cast. That cast who, it turns out, are absolutely useless to the comic. This issue resembles the Aardman movie Flushed Away a lot. Good to see Morrison watches some movies for inspiration. Joe the Barbarian has hit a nice point where each issue can only get better because Morrison’s … Continue reading Joe the Barbarian 3 (May 2010)

Joe the Barbarian 2 (April 2010)

So Grant Morrison doesn’t have an editor and Vertigo will publish anything he gives them. Good to know. This issue of Joe the Barbarian is both better and worse than the previous one. Ryan Murphy’s artwork is definitely better, if only because he’s got all these fantastic elements to illustrate. Joe—the protagonist—is hanging out with a jumbo version of his pet rat, who he’s freed from his cage, both in reality and in his delusion. Giant rats are, being rats, cute. So the issue has that cheap element going for it. However, it has zero story going for it. Morrison’s … Continue reading Joe the Barbarian 2 (April 2010)

Joe the Barbarian 1 (March 2010)

So why am I reading this comic? Morrison apparently forgets just having his name on a cover doesn’t make a book necessarily special or interesting; Joe the Barbarian is, after one issue, a perfect example of this situation. It’s about a kid—probably in the UK—whose dad died in a war (he was a soldier), whose mom is busy with work and is bullied at school. Again, so what? He’s got a pet rat, which should make him particularly likable to me (a longtime pet rat owner) but the rat’s barely in it. The issue ends with the kid having a … Continue reading Joe the Barbarian 1 (March 2010)

Batman and Robin 9 (April 2010)

Morrison recovers pretty well for the conclusion. With Batwoman, Batman (Dick Grayson), Damian and Alfred all fighting a zombified Batman… I wish I could say Stewart’s art finally fulfilled the promise his name brings. But it doesn’t. It’s this mainstream, glossy Cameron Stewart. Maybe it’s the colors… but I don’t think so. I think it’s Stewart trying to “appeal” to a wide audience. Speaking of wide audiences, I forgot where the Knight and the Squire are from (besides being generally from some Morrison story), but I was fine with them. Having to know Tim Drake thinks Bruce Wayne’s alive somewhere… … Continue reading Batman and Robin 9 (April 2010)

Batman and Robin 8 (April 2010)

Oh, ok, so this arc is a forerunner to The Return of Bruce Wayne, where it’s explained Darkseid really cloned Batman or something. And then Batwoman dies in Dick’s arms so he can resurrect her in the Lazarus pit. There’s also a big fight between Batman and the clone–insane–Batman. Dick seems like he’s going to win, but then the leprechaun who’s the villain–or something–sets off explosives. At least Damian’s back for a bit. He gets snooty and he gets snotty and it’s fun. The rest of the comic is a bit of a bore. It feels… it feels like something … Continue reading Batman and Robin 8 (April 2010)